Outback

This weekend we went to eat with some friends at Outback Steak House, but this wasn't just any Outback. This Outback came with your own waiter fished straight from the waters of Australia. We sat down to eat and the next thing we know, an Australian accent is asking what we want to drink. We all stared at him thinking "yea this has to be fake", but no, no this was not. He explained that he was the real deal and proceeded to (seriously) use the following sayings over the course of our meal with a thick Australian accent:

• "Sure thing mate"
• "What can i get you mate"
• "You two look like a couple of hungry bloques"
• "Sweet az man" (which sounded like something else)
• "No worries"
• "Alright then"
• "Too easy"

We are pretty sure he just walked in and said "I need a job" in his naitive accent and was hired on the spot. His real reason for being 'in the states' is to make it on the pro-golf tour, but until then he is bringing the outback to our back door. So thankyou Austrailian guy at outback; that was the most authentic meal ive had in a long time.

Our Child

This is our puppy-dog Chance. We don't have any children (yet?) so he is it! He has the funniest quirks and is the sweetest dog ever. He will be a frequent guest on our blog.

His 'call signs' are the gobs of hair he leaves behind and the de-squeakered, de-stuffed animal piles made wherever he has been last . Chance knows how to dink the door handle until you let him in or out and has an addiction to toothpaste in which we enable every morning when he quickly appears at the sound of the toothpaste cap opening. He will drag you out the door the second he knows he is going for a walk and will jump on the bed with you if he even thinks the glance you just gave him could mean "yes". Our day always gets better when we come home to his excited face and his famous wagging black and grey fan tail.

Finally!

Welp, I finally decided to do a blog! Jay and I have been married for over a year and half now and I still find myself laughing at the things we get into, so hopefully anyone who reads this blog does too. Thanks for reading and letting us share the randomness that we consider normalcy.